tagged by ~Khimeric

Rules:

- On randompokemon.com, generate one Pokemon for each of these answers.
- Tag 5 Pokemon fans!


1. This Pokémon will cook for you for the rest of your life:
Escavalier

Well okay then o3o

2. This Pokémon hates you a lot:
Golett

Well thats good because i hate it too -.-

3. You share your bed with this Pokémon:
Milotic

Nyaaaaaa~ *cuddles with it all night long*

4. This Pokémon will sit on your lap when you are on the computer:
Bayleef

BAYLEEF. U NO LAPDOG. U SIT UNDER CHAIR.

5. This Pokémon is madly obsessed with you in a creepy/romantic manner:
Bulbasaur

BULBASAURRRR NOOO!! *on knees* WHAT ABOUT YOUR GYARADOS LOVER?!

6. This Pokémon will join your team and stay in it forever:
Scyther

Mmm okies, i can live with that :3

7. This Pokemon will kill you slowly and painfully:
Reuniclus

QAQ but its so cute... so cute...

8. This Pokemon has a mother complex and will cling to you all the time:
Gabite

That's... weird. e_e .... 8D *jumps on its back and rides off into the sunset*

9. This Pokemon would risk its life to save you from any danger:
Steelix

well at least i know i will be protected XD good loyal HM slave

10. This Pokemon secretly touches you in your sleep:
Salamence

mmmm... iiiii dont know how i really feel about that o.o

11. This Pokemon secretly wants to cuddle with you:
Ekans

*moves over in bed* :3 there is space with milotic~!

12. This Pokemon is a spy:
Gigalith

it can be! D: it hides as a rock... a weird... multi colored... unnatural rock... but it watches! and waits... and watches.... watches so very hard....

13. This Pokemon wishes you were never born:
Misdreavus

well now that... that's not very nice at all...

14. This Pokemon eats everything you make:
Altaria

ITS BECAUSE ARALI'S PREGNANT. SHE NEEDS HER NOURISHMENTS!! *shovels food into altaria's mouth*

15. This Pokemon forgets you exist sometimes:
Tynamo

QAQ I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL!

16. This Pokemon wants your body.
Croconaw

if it evolves then yes, it may have my body <3

17. This Pokemon knows where you live.
Hydreigon

*HIDES* QAQ *shiverscared*

18. This Pokemon has made babies with you while you were sleeping.
Zorua

..... e_e i knew it...

19. This Pokemon is your long lost brother/sister.

Uxie

DOES THAT MEAN IM A LEGENDARY!? FUCK YEAH! *turns into a mespirit and flies away*


20. This Pokemon dreams about you every night.
Hydreigon

D: it knows where i live AND dreams of me every night?! is it going to kill me or rape me!? QAQ *hides behind milotic and ekans*

21. This Pokemon will marry you in the future.
Lunatone

...... =3=

22. This Pokemon is you in a different life.
Kabutops

well... it could be worse... at least im badass lol

23. This Pokemon is your ex and he/she cries over you every day.
Lanturn

wow i am not making good marriage decisions... QAQ there are sexy pokemon wanting to stalk and sex me! WHY DO I MARRY CRAPHEADS?!

24. This Pokemon is your future child.
Skitty

aww at least my baby will be adorablllle

25. This Pokemon has a better singing voice than you, and they brag about it all the time.
Gothorita

.... well it does probably sing better.....

26. This Pokemon has cut off one of your strands of hair and worshipped it for many years.
Cacturne

e_e *backs away slowly* ....

27. This Pokemon is racist to you and makes fun of your skin color.
Whiscash

>BI I DONT WANNA BE BLUE EFFIN FISH.

28. This Pokemon would catch a grenade for you.
Lilligant

QAQ but its so cute.... and i want it....

29. This Pokemon was your mom's ex boyfriend in college.
Poliwhirl

*hides* .....

30. This Pokemon is that one idiot that trolled you about your art.
Mareep

damn you troll mareep.

31. This Pokemon is a stripper and wants to meet you.
Ampharos

well it can as long as it keeps its stupid troll baby away from me :/

32. This Pokemon bought you that Snuggie on your birthday.
Anorith

i must've known him from my past life o.o

33. This Pokemon wants to ruin your wedding.
Torterra

TORTERRA. WHY. Y U DO THAT. U HO.

34. This Pokemon wants to have your babies.
Panpour

e.e .... *hides more and crawls back into bed*

35. This Pokemon writes love letters to you but can't afford stamps so you never get them.
Skuntank

;o; so cute.. but so fat and smelly...

36. This Pokemon stalks you on the internet.
Registeel

scary mofo.

37. This Pokemon talks about you behind your back.
Electrike

rude puppy D:<

38. This Pokemon works at the car dealership where you will get/ you got your first car.
Bravairy

*now pictures fancy businessman bravairy* ....

39. This Pokemon wants to/ wanted to go to prom with you.
Basculin

e_e .... i am greatful then... i apparently had a thing for fish back in the day....

40. This Pokemon lives under your bed.
Cascoon

QAQ ... *peeks under bed* ... *glowing red eyes look back* Q~~~~~~~~~Q *hiiiides*

41. This Pokemon smokes in your driveway when you're not home.
Caterpie

well fuck you, caterpie.

42. This Pokemon got into your internet connection and used your wifi.
Blitzle

D: could've just asked...

43. This Pokemon is your best friend's REAL best friend.
Drifloon

QAQ ....

44. This Pokemon sings Red Solo Cup to you as a lullaby.
Leavanny

NO. *strangles leavanny with ekans*

45. This Pokemon TP'd you while you were away.
Jolteon

>BI well thats not very nice...

46. This Pokemon wants to be you.
Pidgey

its jelly that im a legendary <_<

47. This Pokemon really likes you and thinks the world of you but his/her mother is forcing them to marry some idiot.
Whismur

*pats back* ^^' t-too bad?

48. This Pokemon knows your credit card number. (if you don't have a credit card just pretend you do)
Minccino

D:< GONNA TAKE MAH MONEYS!

49. This Pokemon killed itself when you left it.
Palpitoad

because its stupid. >BI
  
 
50. This Pokemon wants you to tag 4 people.
Ambipom

D:< NO. I WONT.

u are tagged if u want to do this.